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Joke of the Day
"I dont always roll a joint... But when I do its my ankle."
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"What's the best dating service in India? Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)"
"Two dyslexics walk into a bra"
"Roses are red... This one is screwed up, you've been warned. /our flag is too /raise your hand to the sky /and gas all the jews"
"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."
"A Scotsman walks into a bar.... There is usually an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman, but they're all still in France :("
"What happened to the pessimistic abortion doctor? He developed a de-fetus attitude."
"What is the softest part of a wheel chair? The vegtable sitting in it"
"Q: What do elephants and plums have in common? A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum."
"My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge."