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Joke of the Day
"Two dyslexics walk into a bra"
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"I recently came into a lot of money. The bank teller wasn't happy about having to use gloves."
"The employee got fired from Pepsi because he tested positive for coke."
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"[leans over to kid watching Planet of the Apes in the theatre] Call them monkeys one more time & see what happens."
"Do I have a joke about periodic table of elements? Na"
"Just remember whatever you put up with you end up with!"
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