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Joke of the Day

"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."

"How many mexicans can you fit in a bus? All of them."

"I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from."

"The most perfect method to say the perfect punch-line. /pnt.lan/ assuming of course you know how to read ""phonetic transcription""."

"I wonder what Kirstie Alley is putting frosting on right now."

"A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says, ""What are you watching?"" The monk replies, ""Nothing."""

"What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her? You're getting too wrapped up in your work!"

"Apparently, my office doesn't think the women's restroom needs a tampon disposal, so wrapped it up and put it in their suggestion box."

"I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes officer but I wasn't going to be out that long.-"

"What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!"