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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the pessimistic abortion doctor? He developed a de-fetus attitude."
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"Maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots."
"Muslim children... The blow up so fast"
"My biggest fear is dying alone. Not really stoked to die with people either. You know, dying in general doesn't exactly sound like pancakes."
"""Billie Jean"" is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean"
"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"
"What do they call fat chicks in France? American tourists!"
"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""
"The nun got pregnant at the Church's Halloween party. I told her not to dress up as an altar boy..."
"A pirate walks into a bar.... The bartender looks at him and says, 'Sir, you have a steering wheel down your pants.' The pirate replies, 'Arghh, and its driving me nuts.'"