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Joke of the Day
"What is the softest part of a wheel chair? The vegtable sitting in it"
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"I heard a swimmer shout ""Help shark help!! I just laughed. I knew the shark wasn't going to help him!"
"It's weird how women are always wearing clothes. What are they trying to hide?"
"What does a parrot named Larry talk about? Vocabulary"
"If you're upset with someone, write down your feelings in a message. Put the message in a bottle. Hit them over the head with the bottle."
"My eyebrows were just trimmed during my haircut so I'm officially 80."
"Listening to your wife is like reading iTunes' user agreement... ... you don't understand anything, but you still agree with it."
"A man walks into a pizza parlor owned my a couple of monks He walks up to the cashier and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"Damn boy, are you fresh ground pepper? Coz you're kinda boring and you've been on top of everything."
"Why are chemists such whores? They keep talking about their nitrates"