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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do elephants and plums have in common? A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum."

"there was a shooting at the westboro Baptist church recently... the police report over a dozen witnesses, yet for some reason, nobody saw anything."

"I can't believe how many people don't know the opposites of these words - always - coming - from - take - me - down"

"James May... James might..."

"What's the difference between three black guys and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Why is being a pirate addictive? They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!"

"Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise."

"I am a proud member of Grammar Nazi... And your not."

"Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis. Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her. Edit: unnecessary words"

"My girlfriend has twin 3yo girls. They each have a sippy cup with their names on them. When she's not looking, I switch the cups."