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Joke of the Day

"Wile E. Coyote's Amazon reviews of Acme products are pretty scathing."

"I'm getting so pissed off with my new psychiatrist. I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money."

"What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!"

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different"

"What is the punishment for bigamy? Two wives."

"Toilet won't stop throwing up. I didn't know it was Legos intolerant. SEND HELP THIS IS NOT A DRILL"

"When people say they want to adopt a puppy, I wonder if it's because they can't have puppies of their own."

"If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did"

"New warning label: Quitting cigarettes significantly increases the amount of money you will have for pot."

"Do lady dolphins ever get tattoos of 19-yr-old community college students?"