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Joke of the Day
"Wile E. Coyote's Amazon reviews of Acme products are pretty scathing."
Next Joke
"a great joke to tell on the phone What has a little dick and hangs down? a bat! now what has a big dick and hangs up? *click*."
"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor."
"Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered?"
"The amount of stuff coming out of this woman's handbag as she searched for her keys, I wouldn't be surprised if that missing Malaysian plane is in there too."
"What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity"
"What did the man say to his penis when it offered him a fight? Come on then you *little squirt*!"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot..... you racist bastard."
"Where did Donald Trump go for dinner last night? Rubio Tuesdays"
"Walmart: because going to Target requires a shower."