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Joke of the Day

"Toilet won't stop throwing up. I didn't know it was Legos intolerant. SEND HELP THIS IS NOT A DRILL"

"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."

"Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know."

"What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd? ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!"

"""I wasn't that drunk!"" ""Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."""

"moses: watch me split the red sea in half red sea: i've got a boyfriend"

"Ray rice's girlfriend is really hot. She's a knockout!"

"What's the most important part of an ISIS joke? The execution."

"""Hey, the sky is pitch black tonight.""-You, counting your lucky stars."

"I heard I'm so bad at making jokes. It's laughable."