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Joke of the Day

"I'm getting so pissed off with my new psychiatrist. I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money."

"How do you take a selfie with a goat?"

"How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey? With his Shtick."

"I tell my boyfriend I love him all the time and all he says are things like ""make a left in 300 feet"" and ""you've reached your destination."""

"My friend asked his fiance to marry him with a song. The proposal had a nice ring to it."

"What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? You grabbit."

"Why do black men wear baggy trousers? Because their knee grows."

"You know why the swimming events are so popular at the 2016 Olympics?.... Because Brazilians rarely get too see clean water"

"What has wheels and is green? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"What do Roman Doctors call I.V.s? Fours"