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Joke of the Day
"Do lady dolphins ever get tattoos of 19-yr-old community college students?"
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"why wouldn't the black pencil write on the white paper? it was erase-ist"
"Sex ed. It's the in thing."
"A duck walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey, your pants are down."""
"Florida is about to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes. I hope when they bite you they make you drive better."
"LPT: what to do when someone is having a seizure in a bathtub Throw in a load of laundry."
"What is the worst thing about people who don't finish anything?"
"How do you make an Asian Blind? you put a windshield in front of them"
"The Art of Camouflage by Ruff Buttsex."
"What was the blacksmith's slogan? ""Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"""