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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead"
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"Why are lesbians superstitious? Because they are always knocking on wood."
"What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred? A hot dog"
"There are 3 types of comments I hate. 1. Unrelated ones. 2. Lists. 3. Ironical."
"My finger just touched a public toilet seat. I don't want to be all dramatic about it so I'll just say goodbye forever."
"If you're a comedian named Luke and your 1st album isn't named Luke Who's Talking, I don't even know why you got into this game at all."
"There is a bible book all about beer... Its called Hebrews"
"If I untagged myself in your Facebook picture that had nothing to do with me, please consider it as a polite fcuk you."
"I asked my wife what women really want and she said ""attentive lovers""... ...actually she might have said ""A tent of lovers"", I don't really listen to her needs and opinions."
"My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday. Poor Tyrone.."