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Joke of the Day
"Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand? She needs the other to moan."
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"Nothing says ""I don't take you seriously"" like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."
"When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why."
"Feminists are like proximity mines. Anything can trigger them and they blow it way out of proportion."
"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."
"What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue? Jews."
"me: wanna hang out? southern girl: well, dip me in honey butter, roll me around in mississippi sand and saddle a junebug to savannah me:"
"How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same? They both came in a little behind."
"They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a massive disappointment."
"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."