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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue? Jews."

"Reading an article about how more kids are ""experimenting with drugs""... What does that mean? More kids tripping in lab coats?"

"I think Inception really hit home with me because it's basically a story about sleeping."

"Did you hear, John Wayne Bobbit got his penis cut off again? Isn't that redickless?"

"What confuses a gay person? Seven"

"I just gave a bus full of teenagers the finger before they had a chance to give it to me."

"What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut? Menachem Vegan"

"LPT: Easy way to soak up that extra alcohol in your stomach! Throw up on a sponge."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"

"Parents always loved asking this joke. If a day old ant, takes a week to learn how to walk in a month's time, how many lemons are in a bag of pumpkins? A banana of this colour."