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Joke of the Day
"You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no."
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"Why'd the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"
"It's getting colder and colder outside, and my wife does nothing but looks through the window. If it goes on like this any longer, I think I will have to let her in."
"A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death... His report details it as being ""pretty sketchy."" I'll leave now..."
"I raise the acceptable weight limit of potential sex partners everyday I go without getting laid. Today I hit 2 tons."
"If I lost a leg in an accident the worst part would be never being able to flush a public toilet again"
"[ocean's 11 music] So here's the plan,we iron me flat, then slide me into an ATM via the card slot. Once inside, it's a cash playground boys"
"Halloween is without question the easiest time of year to kill somebody and just leave their body decomposing on your porch for a month"
"Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!"
"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Udderly useless."