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Joke of the Day
"They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a massive disappointment."
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"I got kicked out of the cancer ward at my hospital today. Apparently laughter isn't the best medicine."
"Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends."
"What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection? ""Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"""
"My friend told me his favourite word was 'many' It doesnt mean much to me..."
"What does a Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? Aye Matey!"
"What do you call a black man camping? Criminal intent"
"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. Thank you TheAustr0naut"
"What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas?? Cancer."
"If you still have a landline, I assume you also own a butter churn and ride a dinosaur to work."