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Joke of the Day

"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."

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"I like to call my favorite sex position WOW.... It's when I flip your MOM over!"
"wife: ""remember when i said you were too friendly all the time?"" me: [making cup of tea] ""no im not"" burglar: ""two sugars please"""
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."
"""Oh, you decided to close your bedroom door with me on the outside? Allow me to sing you the song of my people."" -my cat"
"Today I went to the protest The protesters aren't going to mace themselves"
"What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!"
"I'm not high! - high people I'm not drunk! - drunk people I'm not lying! - lying people I'm not gay! - my brother"
"What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell? Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame"
"You guys heard of the movie ""Constipated""? Me neither... I guess it's never coming out."