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Joke of the Day

"If she's ""one-in-million"" there's 1,344 of her in China."

"Facebook is pretty much the Wal-Mart of the internet."

"Open books don't get judged by their covers."

"Why did the unicycle win the race? Because the bicycle was two tired."

"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming."

"What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!"

"yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her.."

"Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines? Alaska"

"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls"

"I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!"