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Joke of the Day

"What crime did the viticulturist get imprisoned for? Grape."

"Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page? No sorry I don't have enough storage to take a screenshot."

"Yeah, I guess you could say I ""rescued"" my dog. I did stop him right before he was gonna start his own podcast"

"Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women? American women get stoned before they commit adultery.."

"I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected."

"What was your grandfather's favorite joke?"

"What does a drill with a dildo attached to the end and watching golf have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you!"

"What does 90-year-old pussy taste like? Depends."

"If I was a real superhero I'd be Constipation Man. And stop shit from happening."

"Gets pulled over: "" it's because I can't see isn't it?!"""