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Joke of the Day

"I'd make a political joke but it would just end up being elected."

"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together? A Nguyen Nguyen situation."

"How to curse like an Irishman ""Whale oil beef hooked!"""

"How did the rooster get a lot of chicks? A lot of good yolks!"

"My friends wanted to play a board game but we couldn't find a game that we were all in the mood for. We finally settled on Catan."

"What baked treat shares its name with a gynaecological apparatus? Flapjacks."

"Genders are like political parties... There are many, but only 2 actually matter."

"My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: ""can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"""

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? because she was a woman!"

"I was eating an orange this morning, but it tasted funny... so I put it back in the crayon box!"