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Joke of the Day

"What does 90-year-old pussy taste like? Depends."

"My teacher touched me Seriously, his lecture was fantastic"

"What did Hitler give to his daughter on her birthday An easy bake oven."

"My wife asked if I was coming to our daughter's dance recital... I was, but I paused the video, pulled up my pants, and denied it."

"How do you prove human beings are inherently curious?"

"What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent"

"Adele has confirmed that her new album will be called 25... Not for her current age, but for the number of snickers bars she had for breakfast"

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman? Mick Jagger says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" A Scottsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""

"The 4 year old thinks a cat's tail is it's underwear because it covers the butthole. I can't really argue with that logic."

"Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes but no lighters or matches or anything to light them with. What do they do? Throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter"