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Joke of the Day
"What was your grandfather's favorite joke?"
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"You know why was i mad after a half hour in the bathroom? i couldn't do shit."
"How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories."
"Why didn't the President fight with the chair? Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists."
"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"
"Why did the Jews board the trains to Auschwitz? The tickets were free."
"How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert? You get this: ===D==8="
"How do you get down off a horse? You don't, you get down off a duck."
"Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single."
"I just invented a word ""Plagiarism"""