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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a guy take a bite out of a kitkat without breaking it apart first. Listen sir, society has rules. Adhere to them please."

"Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving? He didn't have the guts for it."

"What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!"

"Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash? I guess he shouldn't have been..... (_) ( _)>- (_) Flying solo."

"HOW TO JOG: 1. Put on jogging outfit. 2. Go outside. 3. Imagine a cow galloping down the street. 4. Try to milk that cow."

"Can you get a tattoo on your penis? Yea, but it would be hard."

"Hub: This looks delicious! I love spaghetti! Me: I know Hub: Pass the foot powder. ~and that's why I can never eat Parmesan cheese again"

"1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor"

"A friend of mine accused me of having a scat fetish Fuck that shit."

"You call them ""cuss words""... I call them ""sentence enhancers""."