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Joke of the Day

"What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!"

"I'm interested in this girl who only dates Catholic guys... ... I guess you could call me a pope-less romantic"

"I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything."

"For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her."

"They laughed at me when I bought Velcro sneakers but no one will be laughing when the great shoelace drought of 2044 comes"

"TIFU by hiring a hooker for the wife experience She took all my money and went shoe shopping."

"Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fall out"

"I want to start a coffee shop that only plays ambient/electronic music... and call it Brian Beano."

"How do u kill a blonde paraplegic with one arm hanging from a tree? Wave"

"Please don't feed the Kardashians."