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Joke of the Day
"Can you get a tattoo on your penis? Yea, but it would be hard."
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"Keep the tip Said the leper to the prostitute"
"What do you call a pregnant stewardess? Pilot error"
"I'm just a girl, standing in my kitchen, forgetting what I came in here for."
"I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 companies were interested. I said gas, electric, and cable."
"Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less."
"The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog's poop."
"I opened the window... And influenza."
"Who has scene a dinosaur? No one! They're extinct!"
"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"