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Joke of the Day

"1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the fresh prints."

"Bakers trade bread recipes... on a knead-to-know basis."

"[knock at door] Cop: open up, it's the police Me [doing an Estonian accent]: I'm not here Cop: are you in Estonia? Me: I am. I'm in Estonia"

"Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn't read the entire article."

"How come when I find a stray dog, take it home, and give it a bath everyone calls me a saint... ...but when I do it with a kid everyone just calls me a priest?"

"What is a dank memers favorite letter? A"

"What do you call a canadian enchilada? A centimeter-alada"

"How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad? [deleted]"

"If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex... Would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?"