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Joke of the Day

"Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash? I guess he shouldn't have been..... (_) ( _)>- (_) Flying solo."

"Why should you never mess with an angry dysentery patient? They lose their shit over the smallest things!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9"

"I heard my lawnmower was going on a rampage... It was going on a *grass*acre [Grass acre, grass massacre](#spoiler)"

"""I think I have Ebola."" ""JUST DO YOUR DAMN HOMEWORK!"""

"What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter? A gambler might lose."

"asians are amazing at reddit think about it, it's basically just dance dance revolution but with only two buttons"

"Success is like pregnancy... Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."

"How did Moses make his coffee? Hebrewed it."

"What do you get when you cross sriracha, Little Caesars, and a donkey? A hot pizza ass! Like... like a hot... piece of... you get it."