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Joke of the Day
"Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive."
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"When I see starving children in 3rd world countries, I get so sad knowing there's no way they'll ever be able to retweet me."
"How does an Asgardian like his parties? Loki"
"Me: Ugh! I never know what to say in these situations... Friend: You say 'good morning' back"
"Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner."
"What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for? Fo Drizzle!"
"Why can't Albert Einstein drive? Because he never learned."
"A vandal smashed a hole in the strip club wall. The police are looking into it."
"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."
"Democratic debate is in Flint, Michigan ""Would you like some water Secretary??"""" ""No, not at all!"""