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Joke of the Day

"What did the Suicide Bomber think about the premature bomb Explosion ? Wow this blew up."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss."

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair."

"So I was in the library the other day... My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said ""it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want""."

"What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please."

"I'm going to make a calendar of sexy Islamic extremists I will call it, Ji-hotties"

"How do you help a sick ghost feel better? Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!"

"My girlfriend told me to go out and bring back something that made her look sexy. I came home drunk."

"[ping pong] ME: 3 to 2, my serve JESUS: M: can I have the ba- J: the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve M: [exhales] every time"

"Trump says he'll make Oasis pay for a wonder wall."