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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me, ""What is a palindrome?"" I said, ""No, it's not."""
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"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."
"I saw a Russian eating a potato.. I said ""Whoa! too soon"". RIP M. Hedberg"
"Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!"
"Australians don't have sex They mate"
"Which Nazi leader likes the Bulls the most? Joseph gobulls!"
"The UK could be the 51st State. It'd just be like moving in with your grandson."
"A man is going to sleep, when his wife decides to surprise him with a blowjob"
"What's the difference between a mailbox and a cow's ass? ""I don't know."" ""Then you shouldn't deliver mail."""
"My veterinarian told me to stop feeding my cows round bales of hay... they don't provide a square meal"