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Joke of the Day

"Whats the month people get most drunk in? Febrewery"

"What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry? Answer in comments."

"Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet? Because it was a Number 2."

"I think her gash must have a rash For the last time I licked it, my head went bare, my tongue grew hair, and my nose fell off when I picked it"

"After sitting in the labor and delivery waiting room chairs for 12 hours, I need an epidural as much as those women in labor do."

"Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before."

"You know you're old when the band you love plays an encore and it just stresses you out because you have work tomorrow and need to get home."

"Oregon Trail 2016: Jayden has a gluten allergy. You can't even ford the river rn. Purchase one woke of oxen? Madison is literally dead"

"My wife was buried after her death. Also, during and right before."

"What does primate meat taste like? Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it."