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Joke of the Day

"So I decided to write a song about tortillas... Well, it's actually more of a wrap."

"Knock Knock... -Who's there? Anxiety -Anxiety Who? Are you sure someone knocked?"

"Drunk guy is pissing in the park An Old lady walked past him and says with anger: - What a beast! - Don't worry Ma'am I'm holding him"

"peanut Little Sally: Mommy, Mommy, Little Frankie showed me his penis on the playground! It reminded me of a peanut! Mommy (startled): Oh! Was it really small? Little Sally: No, it was salty!"

"Need to call in a hot female carpenter to fix this morning wood."

"what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid M'aturity"

"What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office? Lost"

"I crossed the road, walked into a bar, and changed a lightbulb Then I realized that my life was a joke..."

"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"

"I'd like to be an optimist, but I doubt if it would work out."