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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office? Lost"
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"Mommy, why am I getting Christmas presents in November? Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
"I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.."
"Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!"
"What's the Russian word for Internet outage? Internjet"
"My buddy has a telescope but I don't think he uses it for astronomy. I asked what his favourite constellation was and he said, ""Samantha""."
"William Shatner is going to sponsor a new line of women's jeans made to hide adult diapers underneath. They're going to be called Shatner Pants."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later maybe I won't !"
"Worst joke I know. How do you make a 5 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on their favorite teddybear."
"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""