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Joke of the Day
"what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid M'aturity"
Next Joke
"Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them I'll start: What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!"
"What do you call a group of babies? The infantry."
"What do you call breakfast? Breaking fast yooo!"
"So how do monks stay warm in the snow covered peaks and whatnot? they have a shawl in temple"
"Police Officer: ""Can you identify yourself, Sir""? Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me""."
"SOME DUDE IN A LAB IS WORKING ON BRINGING THE PTERODACTYL BACK TO LIFE SO ENJOY THOSE EVENING STROLLS WHILE YOU CAN!"
"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of asphalt under his arm... He goes to the bartender and says, ""Two beers mate, One for now and one for the road"""
"What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her"
"What do you call a belt with a clock? A waist of time."