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Joke of the Day
"What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, row, row your boat"
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"""HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!"" (Dewey Decibel System)"
"What are the 2 most important holes in the female body? No, you f**king pervert. It's her nostrils. How else could she breathe while giving you a blowjob?"
"I decided to give away all of my old batteries Free of charge"
"How do you know the bartender didn't appreciate your drunken pass at her She's stirring your bloody mary with a string."
"What's a French person's favorite video game system? The Wii! (Oui)"
"The difficulty of killing a single bird with one stone has been grossly misjudged."
"How do you get a woman to stop texting you? Reply to her message within a minute"
"What do Mexicans cut their pizzas with? Little Caesars"
"What branch of the military are horses in? The NaaaaayyyVY"