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Joke of the Day

"The difficulty of killing a single bird with one stone has been grossly misjudged."

"What do snake charmers do in the rain? Turn on their windshield vipers."

"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."

"eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%. i now have a 113% chance of dying."

"What do you call a black man who dies of heat exhaustion and a white guy that dies of a brain aneurysm? Different Strokes"

"I'm sorry I snort-laughed when you were saying your vows."

"Don't forget to get married because a non-existent supreme being wants you to go against your primal nature."

"Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe."

"You wanna hear something funny? It's one of /r/jokes..!! Stranger: (/r/jokes ..? I don't even know this guy.) Stranger: /u/mustbejokingright ?"

"I was going to write a joke about Kim kardashian's orifices, but they've all been done."