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Joke of the Day

"How do you know the bartender didn't appreciate your drunken pass at her She's stirring your bloody mary with a string."

"Give a dog a bone and you've made a friend for the day, teach a dog to bone and you'll have friends for life."

"What is Cole's law? Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise"

"Him: I'm heading to the gym Me: I'm heading to the fridge"

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim.."

"Mickey Mouse just got shot at Disney World for being black."

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"

"I had an artist put a tattoo of an asshole put over my asshole. That way I can say, ""Are you referring to me or my tattoo?"""

"Did you hear about the Italian that wanted to cheat the Broadway award voting? He wanted to rig a Tony."

"Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'"