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Joke of the Day

"""HEY, WHERE'S THAT BOOK?!"" (Dewey Decibel System)"

"What's the first thing I will desperately need to buy after winning the Lottery New pants"

"Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No because it hasn't been made up yet."

"I don't understand why French is considered the language of love... Have you heard Latin? It's so obviously **roman**tic."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !"

"A knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't keep making you knock only to have me keep saying banana over and over again in preparation for the punchline?"

"Baby, are you today's date? Because you're 11/10."

"Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."

"I caught my wife in bed with a banana last night... She was masticating."

"Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed lesbians Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer. Time to update my display to 4K."