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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the epileptic midget who works at the pizzeria? They call him Little Seizures."
Next Joke
"Wait come back, I didn't mean it when I was just being myself"
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base 3"
"Why was the gay triceratops so frustrated? Because he couldn't find any tricerabottoms!"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... and says ""Give me a beer and a mop"""
"Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate? I'm staunchly pro-volone."
"Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds."
"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they come in wet and wild, and leave with your house and car."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!!!!"
"I'm not too concerned about this whole terminal illness deal... My doctor said it should be the last thing I worry about."