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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: ""Baroke baroke baroke."""
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"Before the Internet, I guess I just assumed all my friends knew how to spell ""definitely."""
"what do you call a gay french man? a faguette"
"If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. It's not like I don't like either one. I just love to travel."
"Go to Starbucks - Order Coffee - Tell them your name is Waldo - Leave"
"This Male Order Bride is the worst and most expensive typo I've ever paid for."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Black, bitter, preferably fair trade"
"That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says ""I'd hit that."""
"I really hope the rise of the machines doesn't involve my laptop camera taping me look at stuff on the internet."
"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."