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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW? Because they have high double standards."

"To bad this upcoming storm isn't called Harry Because: https://imgflip.com/i/gumlv"

"The whole world loves the dairy-farmer Saudi Prince. He's brown-skinned, sweet, great with kids but drinks Old English 800 all day... ... but hey, everyone loves a chocolate malted milk sheik!"

"Mass suicide cult leaders are a dying breed"

"What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? A lil smokey"

"I bought some Bose stocks today. It was a sound investment."

"My friend Phillip had his Lip removed... so now we just call him Phil."

"What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans? Baked Beans"

"Did you hear about the group of Warriors eating Caviar? They Choked"

"I arranged a Reddit meet up for /r/sexaddicts... ...and everyone came!"