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Joke of the Day
"Giving a woman an orgasm is like riding a bicycle. I always feel silly wearing a helmet."
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"How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds? Unsubscribe from r/jokes!"
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"what do you call a man who has a rabbit up his bum? Warren"
"A protest on raising the minimum wage lasted almost three hours, from 7:25 to 10:10."
"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"
"The jerk store called. Turns out they were just worried about me; hadn't seen me in a while. It was nice."
"Atheists are like a broken pencil They're missing the point"