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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear? Camembert!"
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"What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill? The penguin who pushed him!"
"What did constipated Yoda say to his fecal impaction? ""I shit you not."""
"I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce."
"boy: you have really pretty eyes... me: *suspicious* thank you...??? boy: *leans in slowly* me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!!"
"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once. But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white stallions fell in the mud."
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."
"What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee? A Mugging."
"Apparently, if you stop to help an armored truck broke down on the side road, they'll mace and taser you. In that order."