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Joke of the Day

"So I caught my friend out the other night bumming a fag... ... He really has to start buying his own cigarettes."

"Hey Young Girls, when a first date suggests you two go to ""your place"", take him to Target."

"Why is the Computer D Drive always sad? D:"

"I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like ""That one's shaped like an idiot."""

"What do retards wear on their heads? Handicaps"

"I have a big butt and I can not lie."

"Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends? Because he was shellfish."

"Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred."

"Pet skunk A buddy of mine has a pet skunk. Sleeps with him and his wife in their bed. I asked about the smell and he said the skunk got used to it, same as he did."

"I thought making cheese was hard. But it was a brie-eze."