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Joke of the Day
"I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to."
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"What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia? Linen"
"You never see baby pigeons because pigeons are cloned by the government. Next question."
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? They're stuck at C for years"
"Who Let The Dogs Out? Ramsay Bolton."
"Every 5 seconds, a woman gives birth to a baby. Please, stop this woman."
"Why does a chicken coup have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
"There's a new dating site for bestiality enthusiasts It's called Petfinder.com"
"My girlfriend was crying because she got a bad haircut I said, ""why are you crying? I'm the one that has to find a new girlfriend"""
"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis"