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Joke of the Day
"I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to."
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"A man walks up to a woman [NSFW] And he asks the woman If he can pet her pussy. The woman says sure but you'll have to hold My cat."
"Whats yellow and blue and has a tight ass at one end? A Lidl's carrier bag."
"I went camping yesterday and... It was in tents! BAZINGAAA LMFAO I die when I thought of this good joke BAZINGA x1000"
"Did you hear about Joan Rivers? When they died, they realized she was an organ donor. They used the plastic to make toys for the orphan children."
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""coincide"" -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of ""coincide"""
"What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar? I don't know."
"Would've totally banged this chick at the bar, but I noticed she had a crooked pinkie toe. Better luck with someone without standards,babe."
"What did the fish scream when its tank cracked? ""Dam-it!"""
"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"