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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I said, ""Whoa, hope he's good at math."" when you showed me your kid's finger painting."
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"Breaking News : Fulham have signed Brazil forward Fred to replace the Michael Jackson Statue outside of the ground."
"It's Saturday night and I just saw a guy with a ponytail and tinted lenses. Somewhere, a tarantula is home alone"
"What's a Redditor's favorite food? Copy pasta! ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry"
"The local pizzeria promised us the best delivery service But they didn't deliver."
"Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes but it took ages to find."
"I call my penis Valyrian Steel.... Because it slays pale, icy bitches and no one really knows how it works."
"I wrote a poem I dig You dig She digs He digs They dig We dig Okay so it's not the best poem, but it's very deep!"
"I became a vegetarian switched to weed."
"I always go to the fattest kid at the concession stand to buy popcorn at the movies because he knows how to butter it properly."