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Joke of the Day

"No girl jokes. Period."

"I hate that I push myself to do so many squats and lunges only to be forced into walking like a penguin the next day."

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? He said ""I still love Vista, baby!"""

"We should rename Reddit to Redpost. Because everything is a repost."

"Always put your best foot forward. Unless you're wearing Crocs, then neither foot is your best."

"Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish."

"ClickBait, don't click on it are you serious?"

"me as a realtor: This house does include a crawl space. It's probably full of bones already, but you can always add more bones yourself."

"Sometimes you have to accept that the person you fall for isn't ready to catch you."

"I haven't seen the democrats this mad at republicans... ... Since they freed the slaves"