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Joke of the Day
"Might see you guys in 15-25yrs. Weekend with my folks & it's only a matter of time before I snap."
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"What do you call a knighted cow? Sir Loin"
"What's an emo's favourite laptop? A ""Razer Blade"""
"What's the difference between Texas and Russia? One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold."
"It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Worsta Rhymes."
"If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference."
"Cross-eyed people, just look down. We'll come get you if we need you."
"[NSFW] A Jelly Baby goes to the Doctor... Jelly Baby: ""Doctor, Doctor, my penis has gone black."" Doctor: ""What have you been doing?!"" Jelly Baby: ""I don't know... Fucking allsorts!"""
"Why does Waldo always wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
"I could've chosen a life of crime but it seems like it would interfere with my 9pm bedtime."