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Joke of the Day
"When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them."
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"Why was the young strawberry upset? Cause his mom was in a jam. :("
"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"
"[interview] What's your greatest weakness? ME: Probably avoiding tough questions Can you elaborate on that? ME: Oh hey look at the time!"
"""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" -Facebook"
"Sorry I mixed 50,000 instant pudding packets into your above ground pool"
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts."
"the ultimate pick up poem as told by my drunk father Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a gun, Get in the van"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!"
"I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I'm really not glad to see anybody."