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Joke of the Day
"I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I'm really not glad to see anybody."
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"Proposed to my Chinese girlfriend today I proposed to my Chinese girlfriend today and she cried tears of soy."
"Why does Ganondorf hate the internet? There are too many links."
"My football playing cousin went to prison He went in as a tight end, and came out as a wide receiver."
"Is it gay when the Doublemint Twins make out? Naw, they're just exspearminting."
"Man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac.... He said "" can i have a drink and one for the road"""
"What's Mario's favorite fruit? Peach."
"Why'd the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by the bus."
"When I die, I hope it's in a women's dressing room because if I become a ghost, that would be AWESOME!"
"One windmill asked another what kind of music it likes The other windmill responded ""I'm a big metal fan"""