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Joke of the Day

"the ultimate pick up poem as told by my drunk father Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a gun, Get in the van"

"Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers."

"What is happiess... Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city"

"I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )"

"What do you call an Irish-Canadian? a Mickey Moose"

"How do you make a hippopotamus float? 2 hippos and a LOT of root beer."

"Just got out of the shower and realized I forgot to wash my butthole. Oh well, there's always next Sunday."

"Strangers have the best candy."

"Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road? To get to the Otherside!"

"""hey man pick 1 or 2"" ""im not picking one"" ""k, 2 it is!"""